Life's Simple Pleasures

Tagged again! I really hate being tagged, but since it's my wife who was the tag-ger, i have to do this.

Instructions: Name ten of life's simple pleasures that you like the most, then pick ten people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used.

1. A long fart.
2. Somebody smelling the fart.
3. That somebody complaining / passing out from the part. Bonus points if that person actually dies.
4. Free stuff.
5. A good story.
6. Laughing at other people's misfortunes.
7. Quality time with the wife and kid.
8. Dinner with my sister.
9. Hearing good news about close relatives.
10. Hearing about the death of people you hate.

There you go. My current top ten simple pleasures. i won't tag anybody else since i really don't know anybody who'd appreciate this.. actually..i don't know many people.